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Thursday, May 11, 2006

"Is Amanda Hugginkiss Here? Hey Guys, I'm Lookin' For Amanda Hugginkiss!"

All the news coming out lately about how they're trying to monitor every phone call in the US just really gives me the urge to do more prank phone calling. Of course, prank calls don't always work out too well for me, but I just can't help it, entertaining is in my blood. The Constitution may be going through some rough times, but the show must go on!

I just hope that the guy in charge of the White House bowling lane isn't named 'Hugh Jass', and his testicles don't weigh ten pounds.


ps-I can't believe I missed it, but I hope everyone had a happy Whacking Day yesterday!

posted by Isaac Carmichael at 4:28 PM

5 Comments:

  • Hey, it's all for the sake of national security. Or that's what we are being told, and I for one NEVER question authority.

    Well, almost never.

    By Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Fri May 12, 07:18:00 AM 2006  

  • If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of? If you don't have anything to hide, what are you afraid of?

    By Blogger Otto Man, at Fri May 12, 10:18:00 AM 2006  

  • They like heavy breathing, not just talk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri May 12, 07:01:00 PM 2006  

  • Is your refrigerator running?

    By Blogger Shannon, at Mon May 15, 08:58:00 AM 2006  

  • drmax-I hate it when a call backfires like that.

    shamus-If the pres does it, that means it's not illegal. How hard is that to understand?

    otto man-looks like you need some tv and beer.

    ag-I'll have to try that, but I think it would only encourage them to listen more.

    shannon-No, it wasn't. Thank you for alerting me so I could get it fixed and avoid wasting my foodstuffs!

    By Blogger Isaac Carmichael, at Mon May 15, 04:04:00 PM 2006  

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