"I Can't Be Held Responsible For What My Goons Are Ordered To Do!"
The jig is up. That'll teach you to trust a man named "Scooter" to do your dirty work.
We've all had a good laugh over your Constitution-in-the-shredder routine, but please....have some dignity. Please have your desk cleaned out by the end of the week. Oh, and you can keep the flight suit.