"Ok, You Can't Leave First Until You Chug A Beer, Any Man Scoring Has To Chug A Beer, And The Fourth Inning Is The Beer Inning."
Courtesy of Think Progress...
"Political polarization seeps into the last bastion of “bipartisan civility” - the Congressional Softball League. Conservative teams have accused the league commissioner “of running a socialist year-end playoff system that gives below-average teams an unfair chance to win the championship,” and have started their own league. Teams include the “traditional Republican powerhouse Fat, Drunk & Awesome from the House Homeland Security Committee” and Moderately Sober from Rep. Sherwood Boehlert’s (R-NY) office."
Geez, are you guys always on?
"Political polarization seeps into the last bastion of “bipartisan civility” - the Congressional Softball League. Conservative teams have accused the league commissioner “of running a socialist year-end playoff system that gives below-average teams an unfair chance to win the championship,” and have started their own league. Teams include the “traditional Republican powerhouse Fat, Drunk & Awesome from the House Homeland Security Committee” and Moderately Sober from Rep. Sherwood Boehlert’s (R-NY) office."
Geez, are you guys always on?
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
12:06 PM
2 Comments:
certainly helps me sleep better at night knowing that the Homeland Security Committee is both fat and drunk.
By
cookie christine, at Tue Apr 25, 04:34:00 PM 2006
"Hey! We know how to play softball!"
By
Otto Man, at Tue Apr 25, 09:55:00 PM 2006
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