It All Comes Back To The Simpsons

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

"Do Your Stuff Magic Learning Juice!"

Ugh, I'm so sick of being sick. And hear me now kids; drinking copious amounts of cough syrup doesn't make you cool or hip or a really swell fellow. It doesn't give you smarts (street or book), and it doesn't give you super powers, no matter how convincing that little green elf is when he tells you that you can breathe underwater. Cough syrup has robbed me of my faculties, so much so that I'm not sure if this sentence makes any sense, although Myron, my little elf friend, ensures me it is all "really smashing stuff".

No, Nyquil can't solve all your problems, heck, it is barely able to even deliver on it's "so you can get to rest" pledge. It does, however, make TV funnier. Now where the hell is my remote? I'm so sick of Myron and his bullsh*t!

Seriously, thanks for all the well-wishes from everyone. It's not as bad as I'm making it seem, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I'm sure I'll be fine in just a couple more days. That's what Myron keeps telling me anyways.


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