"Deep Down Inside You Secretly Long For A Cold-Hearted Republican To Lower Taxes, Brutalize Criminals, And Rule You Like A King!"

That's it...Like so much rat from a sinking ship, I'm through with these outdated concepts such as understanding, compassion, principles, morality and the like. My American flag is just no longer patriotic enough...I need to write shit on it about how much I support the troops, and how much you, by comparison, with your cute little unadulterated flag, don't. It will be so nice to actually win an election...for once.

Yep, whether it's destroying a fragile environment (while simultaneously ignoring the Big Picture of our nation's energy problems), slashing benefits for the most vulnerable of our society, or just good old fashioned draconian public policy...damn it feels good to be a Neo-con!!!

Now where's some puppies that I can kick?


And which way to Wal*Mart?