It All Comes Back To The Simpsons

Friday, November 04, 2005

"Deep Down Inside You Secretly Long For A Cold-Hearted Republican To Lower Taxes, Brutalize Criminals, And Rule You Like A King!"

That's it...Like so much rat from a sinking ship, I'm through with these outdated concepts such as understanding, compassion, principles, morality and the like. My American flag is just no longer patriotic enough...I need to write shit on it about how much I support the troops, and how much you, by comparison, with your cute little unadulterated flag, don't. It will be so nice to actually win an election...for once.

Yep, whether it's destroying a fragile environment (while simultaneously ignoring the Big Picture of our nation's energy problems), slashing benefits for the most vulnerable of our society, or just good old fashioned draconian public policy...damn it feels good to be a Neo-con!!!

Now where's some puppies that I can kick?

And which way to Wal*Mart?


  • Linkity link link link link!!!

    I love that Simpson's quote generator on your sidebar, by the way. Man, that thing is awesome!!

    By Blogger ORF, at Fri Nov 04, 12:27:00 PM 2005  

  • Fucktards.

    Sorry. I'm working on not saying bad words, but it does fit so nicely.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Nov 05, 08:17:00 AM 2005  

  • They talk about how we are running out of oil and how we are at the mercy of foreign energy producers, but we have a great alternative to oil right here in our country- CORN! Tons of corn goes to waste in this country every year to keep the price high for farmers. If the corn was turned into fuel for our cars and homes, it wouldn't need to go to waste, farmers could make a decent living, and family farms could stay up and running. But that asshole Bush idecides that tons of money should instead go to oil producers who are already making record profits due to the shortages.

    By Blogger Sylvana, at Sat Nov 05, 08:28:00 PM 2005  

  • Keep the faith, homie.

    By Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Sun Nov 06, 07:35:00 PM 2005  

  • mmmmm Corn.

    By Blogger Scott, at Mon Nov 07, 08:59:00 AM 2005  

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