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Saturday, October 29, 2005

"I'm On The Internet...Can I Have My Million Dollars Now?"

My blog is worth $10,161.72.
How much is your blog worth?

Just in time! As my employment is coming to a slow, drawn out, seemingly interminable end, I find, through Astrid's blog, that this here blog is worth 10 G's. Sweet!

I'm totally going to sell. Now I don't have to bother with any get-rich-quick schemes to make money during my unemployment, because I just know that this scheme will get me rich, and quick!

I suggest you sell out too, before people realize how worthless your opinions really are.*

So, how much is your blog, and by proxy, you worth? Could you buy and sell me like it ain't no thing? I'd be worth more, I'm sure, but the Powers That Be just can't handle how real I am...

*I so totally think everyone who comments here have wonderful, meaningful, insightful things to say. I really support you in your blogging endeavors, now and in the future.


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