"Is This The End Of Zombie Shakespeare?"
After walking Sy to work this morning, I came home to have a bagel and some tea and just relax because yesterday I finished up my classes...No school for a month! Right on!
Anyway, as I settle down at the breakfast table and turn on the radio and I hear this: "The zombies were all arrested without further incident."
Wha...?!? The zombies were all arrested...so I don't need to board up the windows and barricasde myself indors with the shotgun? Should I be concerned? My God, they may have already infected a whole new generation of the undead!
Fortunately, I've seen enough zombie movies to know what to do: grab a baseball bat and a torch and find a romantic interest. But Sy was almost a mile away, probably blissfully unaware of the zombie threat. Christ, there could be a zombie down any one of the rows of bookshelves at the library. And she's got a juicy huge brain!!!
About 30 minutes later, I had nearly finished my preparations to cut a zombie swath across town when the news came on again: Oh!
Damn...I was all pumped to do some decapitatin'. Stupid zombiewannabes, getting me all excited over nothing!
Anyway, as I settle down at the breakfast table and turn on the radio and I hear this: "The zombies were all arrested without further incident."
Wha...?!? The zombies were all arrested...so I don't need to board up the windows and barricasde myself indors with the shotgun? Should I be concerned? My God, they may have already infected a whole new generation of the undead!
Fortunately, I've seen enough zombie movies to know what to do: grab a baseball bat and a torch and find a romantic interest. But Sy was almost a mile away, probably blissfully unaware of the zombie threat. Christ, there could be a zombie down any one of the rows of bookshelves at the library. And she's got a juicy huge brain!!!
About 30 minutes later, I had nearly finished my preparations to cut a zombie swath across town when the news came on again: Oh!
Damn...I was all pumped to do some decapitatin'. Stupid zombiewannabes, getting me all excited over nothing!
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
11:24 AM
5 Comments:
It's a felony to "simulate weapons of mass destruction?" So acting like a Zombie is akin to weilding a wmd? What Bushian logic!
BTW- I am actually quite afraid of Zombies. It's true.
By
Shannon, at Tue Jul 25, 03:55:00 PM 2006
Dr. Max- ROFL!
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Shannon, at Wed Jul 26, 10:21:00 AM 2006
I think people should not use Purel, because it kills 99 percent of bacteria, but does not remove them.
Zombie bacteria. It's everywhere.
By
Anonymous, at Wed Jul 26, 01:01:00 PM 2006
Zombies used to be mumbling, drooling drag-footed annoyances, but if you've seen any of the recent zombie movies, you'll notice they have gotten a "hitch in their giddy-up".
Those effers move FAST now.
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Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Fri Jul 28, 06:34:00 AM 2006
I had a very clear image of "Shawn of the Dead" prior to actually reading the article. haha very funny!
By
mcBlogger, at Mon Jul 31, 06:40:00 AM 2006
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