"It's Just Made Up Words That Don't Mean Anything...Like 'Shamalamadingdong' Or 'Give Peace A Chance'.
So, has everyone seen the new Citibank commercial, the one with the Beatles' "All You Need Is Love" providing the background music and it just makes you want to retch?
I've noticed for some time now the appalling practice of wonderful, generation-defining music being co-opted and sullied by soulless corporations in pursuit of the Almighty Dollar. Important artists ranging from the Beatles to Willie Nelson to Toby Keith have had their music hijacked in the name of widget-trade. (OK, I was joking about Toby; he'd name his first-born Popeye if a fried chicken joint waved a few sheckles under his nose...)
But this ad for a credit card company stating that we should realize that, in the grand scheme of things, money isn't really very important is reprehensible (or high satire...I haven't quite figured that out yet). OK, CITIGroup, if money isn't that big a deal, how about you stop charging me $39 if my damn payment is one day late? C'mon, Citibank, don't go all Yoko on me! Just love me, Citibank, love me do!
8 Comments:
::singing:: Have you seen the little piggies lying in the dirt?
By Shannon, at Mon Jul 17, 03:20:00 PM 2006
CitiBank sucks. So does Capital One, those lying fiends. NO credit company is your friend or wants what is best for you.
When people with large amounts of money are trying to convince you that money doesn't matter, that is just them trying to thin the competition for said money.
By Sylvana, at Mon Jul 17, 05:06:00 PM 2006
Which ad was the worst?
One, the Mercedes ad that co-opted Janis Joplin's song "Mercedes Benz" mocking people who buy them?
Two, the Nike ad that co-opted the anti-consumerist, anti-TV song "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron?
Or three, the Ralph Lauren ad after 9/11 that tried to make the anti-flag waving song "Fortunate Son" by CCR into a patriotic ode?
With every new one of these, I'm reminded of the Bill Hicks routine. "Anyone here in advertising and marketing? Please kill yourself. No, there's no joke coming. Just go kill yourself."
By Otto Man, at Mon Jul 17, 07:42:00 PM 2006
Sideshow, don't you mean the "Al-Ighty Dollar"?
Yeah, these ads are brutal. Do you really think you will rock like Jimmy Page and Robert Plant if you buy a Buick?
It all seems aimed at baby boomers, which I guess is no surprise.
By Thrillhous, at Thu Jul 20, 09:09:00 AM 2006
shannon-I wish you would audio-blog that!
sy-I hate those bloody Vikings!
otto man-That's like a Sophie's Choice of bad adversting!
dr.max-Does that mean we should burn all our Citibank merchandise?
thrillho-You fold it, you bought it!
By Isaac Carmichael, at Thu Jul 20, 02:13:00 PM 2006
On another note, I posted a link to some live Sleater-Kinney tracks for you in the Friday Random Ten at my post.
On the off-chance that you don't visit the blog every hour, you can find the love here.
Enjoy.
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