"Jury Duty?!?...I'll See That Quimby Kid Hang For This!!!"

How'd you like to be, as so often happens on television, accused of a crime you didn't commit? Then, how'd you like to look up at the jury box and see this guy?



I'd be a little uneasy...he seems like a "kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out" kinda guy.

Yep, Bush has been selected for jury duty. Luckily for whoever the accused are in McLennan County, Texas, Dubya is, of course, above the law, and not subject to bothersome civic duties (case in point, Presidency of George W. Bush).

Interestingly enough, loser of the Presidency, John F. Kerry, was also tapped for jury duty recently. The only difference was that he, unlike Dubya, didn't shirk his duty...hmmmm, are you seeing a pattern here? Kerry was even elected foreman...finally a Democrat wins something! Way to be, Kerry!

Even though we all know from Faux News that all Democrats are unreasonable, sue-happy bastards, he rejected the plaintiff's charge that the city was responsible for an accident a high school principal was involved in. Fellow jurist Cynthia Lovell, a registered Republican, had this to say of Kerry: "I just found him to be a knowledgable, normal person. He kept us focused. He wanted us all to have our say." She went on to say she regretted voting for Bush instead of Kerry.

I wonder what Bush's fellow jurists would have to say about him after he lost the foreman election but then promised the judge a high profile appointment in exchange for overturning the decision...but I guess we'll never know...but I'm sure we can imagine.