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Saturday, June 04, 2005

"Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!""

What a day! First Sylvana and I went to Target and got a couple personal items (which are none of your business, thank you very much). At the register we discovered that they were on sale, even though no sale was mentioned where we picked the items up. Plus, we got the Lord of the Rings dvd set (Widescreen, of course). Happy day! but wait, there's more!

Next we went over to the home improvement whorehouse, er, warehouse and picked up an unbelievably awesome ceiling fan with blades that look like big palm leaves. It didn't come with a light though; we had to buy the light kit seperately. But at the checkout, they scanned the ceiling fan but not the light kit. I so love stickin' it to the man!

On the way home, someone tried to cut me off, but I was able to swerve into another lane and leave them in my dust (and also flip them off...it was so cool...it momentarily stopped raining long enough for me to roll down my window and stick out my angry finger).

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! with a kick ass ceiling fan!

14 Comments:

  • I recently bought a ceiling fan I thought was supercool, based my decision on aesthetics only. Turns out I bought a fan 3 times to big for my room.

    Enjoy the fan. Good job sticking it to the man.

    By Blogger Shannon, at Sat Jun 04, 10:34:00 PM 2005  

  • lessee...personal items. You bought underwear, condoms, and cortizone cream.

    can I say "condoms" on your blog? I hope so. 'cause I did it twice.

    sounds like a good day. you should have played the lottery!

    By Blogger evilsciencechick, at Sun Jun 05, 02:03:00 PM 2005  

  • ESC-that was eerie...

    and what's up with being the second commenter this time? You broke your 'first comment left' streak!

    By Blogger sideshow bob, at Sun Jun 05, 02:11:00 PM 2005  

  • LOL! That is so funny, because I just finished a LOTR marathon. (Widescreen, of course). I am so in love with Aragorn...

    "Back up in your ass with the ressurection."

    By Blogger Maria, at Sun Jun 05, 02:41:00 PM 2005  

  • Maria, where did a nice girl like you learn a lyric like that?

    By Blogger sideshow bob, at Sun Jun 05, 06:22:00 PM 2005  

  • damn. must be off my game.

    hey, I'm having margaritas. anyone want one? I make 'em strong!

    By Blogger evilsciencechick, at Sun Jun 05, 08:19:00 PM 2005  

  • You know, that little section in Target is starting to look more like Sex World every time I go there. Pretty soon they'll be selling vibrators. I wonder if the Target clerks will have to start them up for us before we leave the store. (Go to Jimbo the Vibrator Salesman for the back story.)

    By Blogger Sylvana, at Mon Jun 06, 08:43:00 AM 2005  

  • i would have gone back and paid for the light only because i hate karma....it bites me in the ass ever time....

    By Blogger Randi, at Mon Jun 06, 01:08:00 PM 2005  

  • ESC- I'll have one please.
    On the rocks, salt.
    Thanks.

    My trips to target involve nothing sexual. Maybe Wis. is some experimental market.

    By Blogger Shannon, at Mon Jun 06, 01:55:00 PM 2005  

  • If target had vibrators, they'd come in lots of different colors, and you'd be able to purchase tablewear, towels, and pillows that all coordinated with them.

    that would be awesome.

    By Blogger evilsciencechick, at Mon Jun 06, 02:24:00 PM 2005  

  • Randi, I usually do too, but I figure, maybe this is just Karma coming back to me for all the good things I have done. Besides, we have had more than our fair share of trying to explain to stupid cashiers their mistake all the while they are looking at us like WE are the ones that are stupid; and I really didn't have the time or energy for it that day.

    By Blogger Sylvana, at Tue Jun 07, 11:58:00 AM 2005  

  • well i understand that!!!!

    By Blogger Randi, at Wed Jun 08, 01:19:00 PM 2005  

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