"College?!? Ha! Barber or Clown?"
Just kidding, sweetie! Congratulations on graduating college! You are an inspiration to our entire organization! You so great!
True to your style, with one hour to go until you got your degree placed in your hot little hand, you were soaking wet and covered in mud out in the yard. But the garden looked great, and so did you (after a little fixing up), and so did I (by association).
Even though I couldn't actually see you walk across the stage and get your degree, I was nonetheless so proud of you. You were draped with enough cords to hang the Iowa septuplets and the black gown to suit the occassion. I don't know how you were able to get it all done...going to school, being a mom, running three successful blogs...and I don't know why they didn't let you give one of the Commencement Addresses. No way yours would have sucked that bad! Man, did those speeches suck! They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!!!
One last thing: how come youse guys didn't throw your funny hats in the air like they do in all the movies? Oh, and one more thing: next graduation, bring your phone.
p.s. does anyone know Sideshow Bob's prisoner number is? I will think you're cool if you do.
True to your style, with one hour to go until you got your degree placed in your hot little hand, you were soaking wet and covered in mud out in the yard. But the garden looked great, and so did you (after a little fixing up), and so did I (by association).
Even though I couldn't actually see you walk across the stage and get your degree, I was nonetheless so proud of you. You were draped with enough cords to hang the Iowa septuplets and the black gown to suit the occassion. I don't know how you were able to get it all done...going to school, being a mom, running three successful blogs...and I don't know why they didn't let you give one of the Commencement Addresses. No way yours would have sucked that bad! Man, did those speeches suck! They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!!!
One last thing: how come youse guys didn't throw your funny hats in the air like they do in all the movies? Oh, and one more thing: next graduation, bring your phone.
p.s. does anyone know Sideshow Bob's prisoner number is? I will think you're cool if you do.
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
7:05 PM
11 Comments:
prisoner number? nope. not THAT big of a geek!
"soaking wet and covered in mud out in the yard"
hehe...sounds like a REEEEALY good party!
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evilsciencechick, at Mon May 16, 10:01:00 PM 2005
that was before the party...
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Isaac Carmichael, at Mon May 16, 10:28:00 PM 2005
Well, you already think I'm cool but here it is:
#24601.
This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables
ESC, I'm a Google Geek.
By
Sylvana, at Tue May 17, 01:03:00 PM 2005
You're a good husband to support your wife through school. I was not as fortunate, hence my divorcee status.
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Maria, at Tue May 17, 02:40:00 PM 2005
I could have googled it, but thought it might be cheating.
And now that you mention it, I do remember watching an episode thinking "hey....whooo am iiiiiiiii???? 2...4...6...0..1111111111111!!!"
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evilsciencechick, at Tue May 17, 03:14:00 PM 2005
sorry, but it's #1211...at least in the "Cape Feare" episode. I guess seeing as he's a repeat offender in the revolving door prison system of Springfield, he may have more than one prisoner number...
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Isaac Carmichael, at Tue May 17, 04:51:00 PM 2005
you mean you DON'T KNOW FOR SURE????
I have completely lost my faith in you.
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evilsciencechick, at Tue May 17, 08:09:00 PM 2005
Sideshow Bob's prison uniform has number 1211, but the picture on the
form stamped "PAROLED" is numbered A113 (wasn't that Krusty's prison
number in "Krusty Gets Busted"?).
I got that from this website.
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Sylvana, at Wed May 18, 09:49:00 AM 2005
SideShow Bob has be in prison six times so, yeah, he has lots of numbers. And I'd like to point out that you didn't specify which number you were looking for!
I'm not sure why we didn't throw them- safety hazard? "You'll put your eye out with those pointy hats!"
And that's good advice for anyone else who is about to graduate- bring a cell phone so you can track down your family after the ceremony!
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Sylvana, at Wed May 18, 12:23:00 PM 2005
I was totally framed...and those records are sealed!
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Isaac Carmichael, at Wed May 18, 06:31:00 PM 2005
Nice post.
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