"I'm Not Very Political..In Fact, I Usually Think People Who Vote Are A Bit 'Fruity', But This Guy Really Speaks To Me."

What the hell? you ask, incredulously.

Where the hell has SSB gone?

Was he abducted and probed by aliens?

Abducted and probed by the gubment?

Abducted and probed AND had his taxes raised by those dastardly Demmycrats?


Sadly, no. Frankly, I just haven't been feeling it lately. Oh well...it happens to the best of us.....


Now, you probably haven't noticed, but those of us with a keen sense of media savvy have figured out that there's going to be an election soon. And SSB has had it up to HERE with politics. November 7th can't come soon enough (November 8th for you liberals).

Maybe you should listen to this guy instead of reading this drivel...sheesh!

"I Can Handle That. I'm An Expert At Phony Apologies."

Kim Jong Il has apologized for his little "nuclear oopsie", expressing deep regrets for his naughty behaviour. Through a translator, he was quoted as saying, "What can I say? I'm a bad wittle boy."

Good for him. He must know we can't stay mad at him when he makes those sad puppy dog eyes, the little scamp. But seriously...straight to bed without WMD's for you, young man!

"Oh Boy, Sleep...That's Where I'm A Viking!"

Oh...so weary...so weary.

Forgive me for taking a relaxed attitude towards blogging and watching the baseball match, but the Nie Mets are favorite squadron.

Anyhoo, here's a little number I think you might like...have you ever wondered what it would sound like if a fun-loving, hard-rocking contemporary American musical combo performed a composition comprised entirely of Ralph Wiggum quotes?

I think it might go a little something like this:


Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum

"If You Leave Milk Out, It Can Go Sour. Put It In A Refrigerator, Or, Failing That, A Cool, Wet Sack."

Oh.

My.

God.

My, what sad state of affairs are we in, when the news is taking the time to tell us that we need to refrigerate foods that have labels saying "Keep Refrigerated"?

In a related story, make sure to put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.