It All Comes Back To The Simpsons

Monday, October 09, 2006

"If You Leave Milk Out, It Can Go Sour. Put It In A Refrigerator, Or, Failing That, A Cool, Wet Sack."

Oh.

My.

God.

My, what sad state of affairs are we in, when the news is taking the time to tell us that we need to refrigerate foods that have labels saying "Keep Refrigerated"?

In a related story, make sure to put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.

13 Comments:

  • I always loved that ladders have a big sticker warning of the dangers of falling off said ladder.

    Really gives confidence in our human comrades.

    By Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Tue Oct 10, 07:22:00 AM 2006  

  • People don't read signs. Working with the public has taught me that.

    By Blogger Heather, at Wed Oct 11, 03:58:00 AM 2006  

  • Obviously with the potential of a new arms race in Asia, Afghanistan deteriorating, Iraq exploding, elections and cover-ups left and right, the biggest threat to our safety is rotten milk.

    By Blogger Shannon, at Wed Oct 11, 10:43:00 AM 2006  

  • Some of my favorite labels are the ones on sleep-aid medications that warn people that one of the possible side effects is drowsiness and that they shouldn't drive or operate heavy machinery while taking the medicine.

    DUH!

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