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Sunday, April 08, 2007

"Silly Customer, You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie!"

It's true, you know. Twinkies are specifically designed to never go bad. According to the man who wrote the book on Twinkies, Interstate Brands Corporation, the company responsible for giving us these goo-crammed delights, brings in ingredients from all corners of the globe to construct the mighty Twinkie.


With ingredients such as food-grade plaster of Paris, and various sundry goos and gunks, Twinkies truly are a miracle, space-age food, almost Tang-like in stature and prominence.

And talk about versatile...fuhget aboudit! I heard that if you age them 20 years, the creme filling turns to liquor!

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