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Saturday, December 17, 2005

"I Blame The Internet...And The Return Of Swing Music."

We should have known that an action movie star would make a lousy governor...that's why we need Mel Gibson! Apparently, the Califonia Republican Party is a bit upset with Schwarzenegger. A spokesman for the Cali GOP speculated that maybe they drafted Ahnold without a real knowledge of where he stood on the issues.

On the CBC, they asked him if it was unusual to "draft" Gibson via the internet, given that they hadn't even discussed it with him yet. Without a trace of irony, he stated, "Well, that's how we did it with Schwarenegger".

Apparently, as an added bonus, since Gibson was born in the U.S., we won't even have to amend the Constitution to railroad this poorly thought out strategy into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., like they were trying to do for Ahnold...before they realized they hadn't really thought it through. This time, though, I'm sure everything will work out just fine.

Are you ready for Thunder Dome?



walken

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