"I Blame The Internet...And The Return Of Swing Music."
We should have known that an action movie star would make a lousy governor...that's why we need Mel Gibson! Apparently, the Califonia Republican Party is a bit upset with Schwarzenegger. A spokesman for the Cali GOP speculated that maybe they drafted Ahnold without a real knowledge of where he stood on the issues.
On the CBC, they asked him if it was unusual to "draft" Gibson via the internet, given that they hadn't even discussed it with him yet. Without a trace of irony, he stated, "Well, that's how we did it with Schwarenegger".
Apparently, as an added bonus, since Gibson was born in the U.S., we won't even have to amend the Constitution to railroad this poorly thought out strategy into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., like they were trying to do for Ahnold...before they realized they hadn't really thought it through. This time, though, I'm sure everything will work out just fine.
Are you ready for Thunder Dome?
walken
On the CBC, they asked him if it was unusual to "draft" Gibson via the internet, given that they hadn't even discussed it with him yet. Without a trace of irony, he stated, "Well, that's how we did it with Schwarenegger".
Apparently, as an added bonus, since Gibson was born in the U.S., we won't even have to amend the Constitution to railroad this poorly thought out strategy into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., like they were trying to do for Ahnold...before they realized they hadn't really thought it through. This time, though, I'm sure everything will work out just fine.
Are you ready for Thunder Dome?
walken
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
1:58 PM
9 Comments:
Wow...the quote for this post just popped up on the quote generator on my sidebar. Cosmic!
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Isaac Carmichael, at Sat Dec 17, 02:45:00 PM 2005
I'm ready, baby. But only if Master Blaster is involved.
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Neil Shakespeare, at Sat Dec 17, 04:29:00 PM 2005
I thought mel gibson was australian?
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evilsciencechick, at Sat Dec 17, 04:55:00 PM 2005
ESC- apparently he was born in the US but moved to Australia as a wee lad of 12...who knew?
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Isaac Carmichael, at Sat Dec 17, 07:02:00 PM 2005
I think it might be time to immigrate.
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Shannon, at Sun Dec 18, 10:05:00 AM 2005
I would love to see a battle between Walken and Gibson. Now THAT is exciting politics! My money is on Walken.
And what is that? They are complaining about how they didn't take enough time to think Schwarzenagger through, but then defend the way that they are trying to draft Gibson by saying that it's Ok because that's the way that they got Arnold? WOW! Republicans never cease to amaze me with their utter stupidity!
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Sylvana, at Sun Dec 18, 04:16:00 PM 2005
Why not Mel Gibson? I mean, look what kind of bad actors are in office today all over the country.
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Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Tue Dec 20, 07:16:00 AM 2005
Its a good thing people in the world are so multi-talented these days. Singers turn into writers. Actors turn into singers. I feel like such a loser not being outstanding in more than one skill.
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Astrid, at Tue Dec 20, 02:26:00 PM 2005
FREEEDOM!!!
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Wez, at Mon Apr 20, 05:17:00 AM 2020
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