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Thursday, April 07, 2005

"Flames, Searing Pain, A Black Cat...This Must Be Heaven!"

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

All in all, this sounds pretty cozy, as far as Hell goes. A gated community, no screams, only doleful sighs, hanging with chicks that look like Medusa. And The City of Dis...that just sounds so cool! Being a Heretic is so much more hard-assed than being Gloomy. Can you really go to Hell for being gloomy? Jeez, they'll let anyone in these days.

Goodbye, Springfield! From Hell's dark heart, I stab at thee!!!


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