"You Say That So Often It's Lost All Meaning."

Although I really, really, really don't like the crass commercialization of music that goes hand-in-hand with the American Idol franchise, I still can get some enjoyment out of watching it. At least until the auditions are over. Like all good-hearted people, I love to watch a train wreck. I would take a William Hung CD over a Clay Aiken or Carrie Underwear..oops...Underwood any day.

Note to Simon Cowell: Everyone can't all be the worst, most awful performance you've ever heard. Maybe you need to work on your schtick in the offseason. And try to keep Paula off the sauce. On second thought, keep her drunk all the time. A sober Paula is a boring Paula.