"Welcome To Dick Cheney's America."
Our VP is the rootinest, tootinest, pollutinest, shootinest second in command in the world. He makes all of the many, many, many second-in-commands in al Qaeda look like lily-hugging, underpants-wearing, bath-taking girl scouts.
Like I always say, guns don't kill people, karma just likes to fuck with things in deliciously ironic ways.
ps- don't mess with Texas.
Like I always say, guns don't kill people, karma just likes to fuck with things in deliciously ironic ways.
ps- don't mess with Texas.
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
8:58 PM
3 Comments:
That Dick is something, alright.
By
Anonymous, at Mon Feb 13, 05:42:00 AM 2006
If I weren't laughing so hard, I'd crying...Hey, couldn't we use someone with such crazy gun skilz in Iraq or Torra Borra or South Central LA ? I'm just sayin'...
By
Shannon, at Mon Feb 13, 12:36:00 PM 2006
Lawyer:"My client would like to point out he is a very wealthy man."
Cheney:"I should be able to shoot whoever I want"
Episode 7F10:"Bart Gets Hit By A Car" (paraphrased)
By
Lew Scannon, at Tue Feb 14, 07:52:00 PM 2006
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