"I'm On The Internet...Can I Have My Million Dollars Now?"
My blog is worth $10,161.72.
How much is your blog worth?
Just in time! As my employment is coming to a slow, drawn out, seemingly interminable end, I find, through Astrid's blog, that this here blog is worth 10 G's. Sweet!
I'm totally going to sell. Now I don't have to bother with any get-rich-quick schemes to make money during my unemployment, because I just know that this scheme will get me rich, and quick!
I suggest you sell out too, before people realize how worthless your opinions really are.*
So, how much is your blog, and by proxy, you worth? Could you buy and sell me like it ain't no thing? I'd be worth more, I'm sure, but the Powers That Be just can't handle how real I am...
*I so totally think everyone who comments here have wonderful, meaningful, insightful things to say. I really support you in your blogging endeavors, now and in the future.
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
11:24 AM
11 Comments:
I'm afraid to do it in case I end up owing them money, because that's what's going to happen.
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Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Sat Oct 29, 06:05:00 PM 2005
According to that POS thing my blog is for cheap. $5,000. I'm only half as good as you. Now buy me something.
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Anonymous, at Sat Oct 29, 06:53:00 PM 2005
my blog is worth nothing. pretty much what I figured.
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evilsciencechick, at Sat Oct 29, 06:55:00 PM 2005
Syllogism is worth $18,629.82! Read it and weep, suckers!
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Sylvana, at Sat Oct 29, 07:12:00 PM 2005
Ok, ag, I give you 5,000 shares of itallcomesbacktothesimpsons.blogspot.com...stick that under your matress, and you'll be able to buy your own Dairy Queen when you turn 60 and let yourself go. Enjoy!
shamus- you only owe money because of that scam you perpetrated on pbs...
ESC- you gotta be kidding me! I totally thought you'd have loads of "fuck you" money with that blog of yours...
sylvana- I love having a sugar-mama!
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Isaac Carmichael, at Sat Oct 29, 07:27:00 PM 2005
hmmmmmm, Dairy Queen. Me thinks me wants ice cream for dinner again.
I'm worth 9,034.64 and attention all potential buyers, I'd sell out in a heartbeat.
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Shannon, at Sun Oct 30, 02:05:00 PM 2005
Hey, how come when I tried this a new window popped up that said, "Don't give up your day job?"
No fair.
Thanks for stopping by the Outpost... enjoyed your comment!
Happy Halloween !
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Weary Hag, at Mon Oct 31, 09:07:00 AM 2005
Mmmm...ICECREAM!!!!
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Sylvana, at Tue Nov 01, 09:29:00 PM 2005
Bob, your blog is priceless. I have always known this. ;)
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Maria, at Wed Nov 02, 12:16:00 PM 2005
Haha .. yes, I have rooms for rent on my Blog. Interested, Bob?
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Astrid, at Thu Nov 03, 12:11:00 PM 2005
I think I'm going to keep my day job. My blog is worth diddly/squat.
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Spider Girl, at Wed Nov 16, 10:38:00 AM 2005
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