"I Am So Fucking Embarrassed."
Please, humans of the blogosphere, watch your language! Sy is highly suggestable to foul language, and you people are a corrupting influence.
It used to be OK to take her to the grocery store, now she walks the aisles going, "Fuck this! Fuck that! Fucking Fritos Fun-size bags!" The other day we were at Target and she blurts out, "Oh fuck! I forgot to get something!"...in the Back To School section! Thank God for the moral decline in our country, or else we might be ostrisized.
Anyway, to conclude, please remember that profanity is the refuge of the inarticulate (as is, apparently, the White House), and watch your fucking mouths, already. I realize it is an extremely versitile word, but save the F-word for times when you are indescribably pissed...or when it's funny.
p.s. sorry if this post is a little lame, but it's been so fucking hectic around here for the past week, and the next few weeks ain't looking too much better.
It used to be OK to take her to the grocery store, now she walks the aisles going, "Fuck this! Fuck that! Fucking Fritos Fun-size bags!" The other day we were at Target and she blurts out, "Oh fuck! I forgot to get something!"...in the Back To School section! Thank God for the moral decline in our country, or else we might be ostrisized.
Anyway, to conclude, please remember that profanity is the refuge of the inarticulate (as is, apparently, the White House), and watch your fucking mouths, already. I realize it is an extremely versitile word, but save the F-word for times when you are indescribably pissed...or when it's funny.
p.s. sorry if this post is a little lame, but it's been so fucking hectic around here for the past week, and the next few weeks ain't looking too much better.
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
5:33 PM
10 Comments:
I didn't say that in Target!
Did I?
Oh, well. What the fuck!
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Sylvana, at Thu Sep 01, 06:22:00 PM 2005
oh my god, I am so fucking sorry. I didn't realize how fucking impressionable Sylvana is!
my fucking face is soooo red.
I will try to watch my fucking language around here from now on. I dont' want to be accused of corrupting the morals of some fucking fantastic bloggers!
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evilsciencechick, at Thu Sep 01, 07:29:00 PM 2005
"profanity is the refuge of the inarticulate." Yeah! But when I do curse, it's with a heavy NYC accent. There IS a right way and wrong way to say the F word.
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Anonymous, at Thu Sep 01, 08:24:00 PM 2005
It's not so much that I'm impressionable as it is that I'm a recovering swearaholic.
I come from a very crass area of Wisconsin. Where the school kids' "cool" is replaced with "fuckin a!" Yeah, like in the elementary schools.
Whenever I get anywhere near my hometown or family, I start swearing like a sailor.
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Sylvana, at Thu Sep 01, 08:25:00 PM 2005
So which episode of "The Simpsons" did that quote come from? ;)
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Maria, at Fri Sep 02, 04:08:00 PM 2005
By the way, I love Simon & Garfunkel. And since I'm cool, that means you're cool too for listening to them. Well, cool in a nerdy way...
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Maria, at Fri Sep 02, 04:41:00 PM 2005
Maria-it's the Halloween episode where Homer finds out that Maggie isn't his biological father, but that Marge was impregnated by the aliens Kang and Kodos (She has the choice of being inseminated in the back seat of a car, at "Makeout Point", or in the alley behing a porno theather...she chooses the alley), and she makes this confession on the Jerry Springer show.
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Isaac Carmichael, at Sat Sep 03, 08:50:00 AM 2005
i swear too much i know that....i need to watch it.....especially since im doing this mad science stuff with the kids....
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Randi@SowderingAbout, at Tue Sep 06, 02:17:00 PM 2005
Sometimes a word is just really easy in the mouth, huh?
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