It All Comes Back To The Simpsons

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

"This Is Your Muckraker...Your Character Assassin...Your Mudslinger..."

He's a triple threat, baby! I'm speaking, of course, of Karl Rove...remember him? I can't blame you if you forgot about him, he's been about as hard to spot as an Ivory Billed Woodpecker lately. Is he hiding out down at the Presidential Dirt Farm? Is he holed up in the Statue of Liberty's head? Is he in the White House, busily preparing the next round of anthrax-laced letters?

Speaking of triple threats, will Christopher Walken be our next president? Sadly,no...but I can still hope...and dream...and pray. It's not like any of the other schmucks would do any better, and just imagine the debates!!! At the very least, I'd like to lock Karl in a room with Mr. Walken for about ten minutes...put down "Mudslinging for Dummies", Karl; it won't help you where you're going.


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