"Yeah, I Like To Make Up Words Too."

Let my proclamation go out across the land: I am the master of asperbayerprepareperfection!*

I can, without fail, always, ALWAYS (except maybe once or twice) extract the exact number of pills desired from a bottle of medicine, be it asprin, allergy pills, children's chewable codine, or even CIA-distributed suicide pills. Although I really wonder why anyone would need a whole bottle of suicide pills. Oh well...that's the government for you.

Do you have any mad secret skills?

Or favorite made-up words?

*remember sniglets?