It All Comes Back To The Simpsons

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

"Yeah, I Like To Make Up Words Too."

Let my proclamation go out across the land: I am the master of asperbayerprepareperfection!*

I can, without fail, always, ALWAYS (except maybe once or twice) extract the exact number of pills desired from a bottle of medicine, be it asprin, allergy pills, children's chewable codine, or even CIA-distributed suicide pills. Although I really wonder why anyone would need a whole bottle of suicide pills. Oh well...that's the government for you.

Do you have any mad secret skills?

Or favorite made-up words?

*remember sniglets?

28 Comments:

  • Embiggens, that's a very cromulent word. . .

    By Blogger Evil Spock, at Wed Jan 10, 11:27:00 PM 2007  

  • I can make my right wrist do a Linda Blair by laying it flat on the ground and twist it 360 degrees. It's gross but made me popular in the school playground.

    By Anonymous AG, at Thu Jan 11, 06:06:00 AM 2007  

  • I can click away from a tv show when the commercials come on, watch another show for a while, and make it back to the original show as the commercials are JUST ending.

    No one at home is impressed by this but me.

    By Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Thu Jan 11, 07:29:00 AM 2007  

  • Sniglets!
    I can tell you waht direction I'm facing 90% of the time. It's not very impressive and seldom useful.

    By Blogger Shannon, at Thu Jan 11, 08:32:00 AM 2007  

  • evil spock- I want my tombstone to read "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."

    ag- I used to think you were cool...now I know you're cool!

    shamus- Your priceless gift is criminally underappreciated. Would that I had your channel surfing prowess.

    shannnon- I'm always lost. Sy uses what she calls "The Force" to find her way around...it almost never steers us wrong.

    By Blogger sideshow bob, at Thu Jan 11, 03:45:00 PM 2007  

  • The TV Talks to me, and I have an uncanny ability to name the person doing voice-overs and picking out actors in disguise.
    But then, SSB, you know most of my mad secret skills.

    My made up word is: Bopu

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