"Uhh...We're Not Smoking Reefer!" OR "Make Way For Willie!"
Willie Nelson just got busted smoking pot with his 75 year old sister.
I'm sure she wanted to decline his offer of narcotics, but you just don't say no to the Red Haired Stranger.
Seriously, Willie is awesome. What with Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, and Patsy Cline all dead, he's the last living country artist with actual talent. How about you law enforcement types busting drug-using musicians that suck, like that band that Tony Snow is in? Boy, do they ever suck. Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, I tells ya...
Anyhoo...Long live Willie!
I'm sure she wanted to decline his offer of narcotics, but you just don't say no to the Red Haired Stranger.
Seriously, Willie is awesome. What with Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, and Patsy Cline all dead, he's the last living country artist with actual talent. How about you law enforcement types busting drug-using musicians that suck, like that band that Tony Snow is in? Boy, do they ever suck. Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, I tells ya...
Anyhoo...Long live Willie!
posted by Isaac Carmichael at
8:40 AM
4 Comments:
Willie was the best thing about the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie.
Well, besides Jessica's amazing acting.
By
Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Wed Sep 20, 07:24:00 AM 2006
Oh yeah, she's got great...uh...acting. Yes, absolutely.
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Isaac Carmichael, at Wed Sep 20, 08:36:00 AM 2006
Or how about busting the three jr high kids I saw smoking pot on their way to school this morning! We should make all the kids sing for their pot and that way we can ensure that all drug using musicians will, at the very least, have had lots of practice.
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Shannon, at Wed Sep 20, 10:37:00 AM 2006
The Dell guy was a douche tho. I went to school w/ him and one of my roommates had a bunch of acting classes with him; she can confirm his douchery.
By
ORF, at Fri Sep 29, 05:45:00 PM 2006
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