It All Comes Back To The Simpsons

Thursday, February 23, 2006

"My Mighty Heart Is Breaking...I'll Be In The Humvee."

In case you feel like your SUV just isn't releasing enough noxious fumes into the atmosphere...



Now for sale at Macy's and other fine retailers. Seriously. I'm not kidding. I can only hope that if you buy this crap you go on some sort of list. Or get your very own circle of Hell.

20 Comments:

  • This. Cannot. Be. True.

    Hummerlicious?

    Who'd want to smell like exhaust and small penises?

    By Blogger Karla, at Fri Feb 24, 02:26:00 AM 2006  

  • I know someone who would wear that.

    NO, it's not me.

    By Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan, at Fri Feb 24, 07:06:00 AM 2006  

  • Is it supposed to get you one?

    And I'm not talking about the car.

    By Blogger Sylvana, at Fri Feb 24, 11:46:00 PM 2006  

  • Can I wear it in my Canyonero?

    By Blogger Lew Scannon, at Sat Feb 25, 11:03:00 PM 2006  

  • karla- I've never smelled small penises, but I know enough to know I don't wanna.

    shamus- I wear Ford's Probe for men. I have to get it over the internet now, as it has proved to embarrassing to tel the girl behind the counter for "Probe".

    Sy- I'm not sure...but it would be awkward to get it as a gift from your mom. "Mom" and "Hummerlicious" should not be in the same sentence.

    lew- 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
    65 tons of American Pride!

    Canyonero! Canyonero!

    Top of the line in utility sports,
    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
    Canyonero! Yah!

    By Blogger sideshow bob, at Sun Feb 26, 11:15:00 AM 2006  

  • Great Scott. What's next?

    I can see the advertisements now ...

    "Tired of smelling like everyone else? Send us a TP sample and we'll mix you a batch of your own personal scent.
    Ass-Wipe - because we're all happiest in our own shit"

    [shakes head - walks away mumbling]

    By Blogger Weary Hag, at Mon Feb 27, 04:22:00 PM 2006  

  • Girls love a guy who smells like luxury S.U.V.

    (Hey SSB, just to let you know, just added your great site to my blog list! Long overdue by the way, mainly due to laziness and my fear of touching the template.)

    By Blogger DrMax, at Mon Feb 27, 07:15:00 PM 2006  

  • I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the Canyonero song here.

    By Blogger Otto Man, at Tue Feb 28, 10:27:00 AM 2006  

  • weary hag- thanks for visiting! You never know, that TP thing might catch on...I mean, who would've thought that they'd have puke-flavored jellybeans?

    Dr. Max- thanks! Good to know my cyber-tenticles are still spreading.

    otto man- I've lost track of how many times I've clicked that link you provided, but my dogs are giving me a look like, "Seriously, don't you think it's time you gave that a rest?"

    By Blogger sideshow bob, at Tue Feb 28, 01:10:00 PM 2006  

  • Glad to know I'm not the only one who can't get enough of that wonderful Duff. I mean, song.

    That website -- www.simpsonscrazy.com -- is a goldmine of mp3s from the show. Character lines, short and long songs, everything. Enjoy.

    By Blogger Otto Man, at Tue Feb 28, 02:48:00 PM 2006  

  • I got the address wrong. It's www.simpsoncrazy.com

    Apparently, they're only crazy about one of the Simpsons. It's definitely not Maggie. I mean, what has she ever done for you?

    By Blogger Otto Man, at Tue Feb 28, 02:50:00 PM 2006  

  • The color yellow of the bottle reminds me of pee.

    By Blogger Astrid, at Thu Mar 02, 01:09:00 PM 2006  

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